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Dec 13 '11
(By Don Rosa) Tumblr, are you aware how very cool Scrooge McDuck actually is? Did you know he was a cowboy, a gold miner, and good buddies with Teddy Roosevelt? Did you know that he left home age 13 to travel to the other side of the world and earn some money for his family, living in poverty? Did you know that he can pick up any coin in his money bin and know where and how he earned it? Did you know that he can read and speak such languages as Arabic, Dutch, German, Spanish, Mayan, Finnish, various forms of Chinese and more? DID YOU KNOW, reader, that he is still #1 on the Forbes List? DID YOU KNOW that he was born in, like, 1867 but he could still fuck you up? And he would do it personally, because you’re not worth the money it would cost him to hire someone to do it for him, and also because he would enjoy it. That is motherfucking Scrooge McDuck.

(By Don Rosa)

Tumblr, are you aware how very cool Scrooge McDuck actually is?

Did you know he was a cowboy, a gold miner, and good buddies with Teddy Roosevelt?

Did you know that he left home age 13 to travel to the other side of the world and earn some money for his family, living in poverty?

Did you know that he can pick up any coin in his money bin and know where and how he earned it?

Did you know that he can read and speak such languages as Arabic, Dutch, German, Spanish, Mayan, Finnish, various forms of Chinese and more?

DID YOU KNOW, reader, that he is still #1 on the Forbes List?

DID YOU KNOW that he was born in, like, 1867 but he could still fuck you up? And he would do it personally, because you’re not worth the money it would cost him to hire someone to do it for him, and also because he would enjoy it.

That is motherfucking Scrooge McDuck.

57 notes Tags: Scrooge McDuck Disney Ducktales Uncle Scrooge Carl Barks Don Rosa

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    Scrooge McDuck - embodiment of the American Dream.
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    Poetry.
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    YES. HELL YES.
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    i love scrooge mcduck ;u;
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    This is all true and I agree with this message